THE PLANNED U.S. ATTACK ON IRAN has a hitch: most of the missile-targeting crew are queuing for toilets 45 minutes at a time on the lead vessel, the USS Gerald R Ford.
This is not a joke. A set of emails was obtained by NPR, a US public broadcasting group, revealing that toilet wars have broken out on board the most expensive ship the US Navy ever built.
The Wall St Journal followed up to confirm the tale today.
There are too few functioning toilets for 4,600 sailors and the problem is worsening daily—there’s no chance of fixing the system without returning the ship to the US dockyards.
Some say the sailors are near a mutiny since they have been a sea so long without a break.
Trump's TACO MO might have just found a new twist before the shit hits the fan.
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